Just a quick note…. worthy of mordor

Need some spice in your life? Your day to day activities will feel three whole mega neutrinos cooler, adventuresome, and exciting if you conclude each utterance with “worthy of Mordor.”

Think that paper you are writing is boring?

Twitter Before: Writing a paper…. will school never end?

Twitter After: Writing a paper worthy of Mordor… dear god, what will I unleash upong the innocent citizens of Hawaii?

Schoolwork becomes that much more epic (and dangerous) if you follow these simple instructions.

Also, SARAH KANE. Please join twitter. I promise you will like. My username is Katelooby. I know, very imaginative.